Andrew and Emma photobombing each other ♥

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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radhomo:

my new favorite color

radhomo:

my new favorite color

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pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

elfandiary:

finecolour marker mix with 8B pencil on colored paper

HAIR

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illkim:

Guy: *during sex* Who’s your daddy??

Me: 

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fappuclno:

Summer?
More like
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vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

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evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

ohmyimpossiblestars:

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

Please

Petition for that role to be

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braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

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bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

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pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

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xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

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